From the Recliner of the President
Welcome to the Premier of the JED Website.
This will probably be the only time you hear from me since I am so use to doing nothing. I don't enjoy writing these articles since it takes exertion on my part. A little about me -- I have been doing nothing since May of 2001. I am so proud of my most recent accomplishment. I was asked to teach this skill to an aspiring group of do nothings. I am currently entertaining an offer from the govenment to teach various agencies to do nothing in a more productive manner. I beleive "Those who can, do, and those who can't Don't". I was honored recently at the Do Nothing Society of Atlantic City. They presented me with a Key to the City. Unfortunately I was unable to attent the ceromony. I was actually a little taken back that they would want me to exert myself and show up at their meeting. Don't they realize in order to be worthy for their award I need to continue my skill of Doing Nothing? Jeeeesh.
Sincerely,
Joy