Finally, a dating service for the rest of us.

Are you sick and tired of those online dating services, full of

handsome and perfectly fit men, gorgeous woman, talented and

well accomplished people? You've come to the right place.

Losers.com offers real people. Ugly people with no personalities,

little education, and appalling jobs. Our members are total losers.

Here is just a small sampling of some of our members...

	Sex........................Male Hobbies.................Stamp collecting, nose picking, licking toilets Occupation...........MacDonalds French Fry Preparer Favorite Quote....Life stinks
	Sex........................Female Hobbies.................Sun bathing, nude tennis Occupation...........Unemployed Favorite Quote....Let's eat
	Sex........................Female Hobbies.................Watching TV, snacking Occupation...........Neilson rater Favorite Quote....Where's the beef?
	Sex........................Male Hobbies.................Collecting ladybugs Occupation...........7-11 cashier Favorite Quote....Duh
	Sex........................Female Hobbies.................Doing drugs Occupation...........Drug Buyer and seller Favorite Quote....Let's do drugs
	Sex........................Male Hobbies.................Body mutilation Occupation...........Killing dogs Favorite Quote....Fuck off
	Sex........................Female Hobbies.................Not showering Occupation...........Beauty consultant Favorite Quote....Smell my armpits
	Sex........................Male Hobbies.................Collects MatchBox cars. Occupation...........Ice Cream man Favorite Quote....What's your sign?
	Sex........................Female Hobbies.................Watching old Marty Feldman movies Occupation...........Crossing guard Favorite Quote....Where are you?
	Sex........................Male Hobbies.................Licking Oprah's butt Occupation...........Bullshit Artist Favorite Quote....You must reprogram yourself.
	Sex........................Uncertain Hobbies.................Licking cows' butts Occupation...........Facial hair remover Favorite Quote....I'm so pretty.
	Sex........................Female Hobbies.................Asking questions Occupation...........Not sure Favorite Quote....Where am I?
	Sex........................Male Hobbies.................Picking up chicks Occupation...........Air bag tester Favorite Quote....Who smushed my face?
	Sex........................Male Hobbies.................Killing people Occupation...........Retired Favorite Quote....Fuck you, George.
	Sex........................Female (sort of) Hobbies.................Doing Dave Letterman impersonations Occupation...........DMV employee Favorite Quote....Go to the back of the line.
	Sex........................Male (or female) Hobbies.................Sniffing glue Occupation...........Forgot Favorite Quote....Ummm
	Sex........................No clue Hobbies.................Sitting in one position for days at a time Occupation...........Toll booth worker Favorite Quote....I don't feel good.
	Sex........................Male Hobbies.................Smoking pot Occupation...........Dentist Favorite Quote....Eat your spinach.
	Sex........................Female Hobbies.................Long walks in her house. Occupation...........Ms. Hathaway impersonator Favorite Quote....Where's my chin?

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